13 January 2012

The Friday Joke with Mr Mustard's condiments

You pick up the salt cellar.


“What’s this?” you ask your dining companion.

“Salt,” they say.

You hold up the salt cellar with one hand and, using the other, hold your knife against its side.

“What’s this?” you ask.

They can’t guess.

You say:

“A salt with a deadly weapon".

Yours cornily

Mr Mustard

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