“What’s this?” you ask your dining companion.
“Salt,” they say.
You hold up the salt cellar with one hand and, using the other, hold your knife against its side.
They can’t guess.
You say:
“A salt with a deadly weapon".
Yours cornily
Mr Mustard
13 January 2012
The Friday Joke with Mr Mustard's condiments
You pick up the salt cellar.
“What’s this?” you ask your dining companion.
“Salt,” they say.
You hold up the salt cellar with one hand and, using the other, hold your knife against its side.
“What’s this?” you ask.
They can’t guess.
You say:
“A salt with a deadly weapon".
“What’s this?” you ask your dining companion.
“Salt,” they say.
You hold up the salt cellar with one hand and, using the other, hold your knife against its side.
They can’t guess.
You say:
“A salt with a deadly weapon".
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