21 March 2014

The Friday Joke

It is a long time since Mr Mustard has had time to put out a Friday Joke but here goes (although he has the funny feeling he might have used this one before)

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens Funeral, a voice from inside screams

“I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”
The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters
“Too f****g late pal, I’ve already done the paperwork”

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