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Mr Mustard knows that Mrs Angry will repay his praise with a right verbal slapping but that's all part of the fun. Better than when you wield that ping pong paddle Mrs A although the negligee is rather fine.
Mr Mustard must stop and have a cold shower. Rather hot under his collar today.
Now where was he? ah, here, with a letter to Mrs Angry.
Dear Mrs Angry
You have been saying all along that BT were a racing certainty for the NSCSO contract ( New Support & Customer Service Organisation for the uninitiated ) worth something approaching £250m over 10 years + a possible 2 year extension doubtless.
Now I have been hiding at the back of the conference room when the bidders have been in town (actually I slipped a bug into the room when we checked the councillors' declarations, such as they were) and as you know Crapita get 4 faults for a refusal every time they are led to the Chair - actually that isn't quite true as they don't know where the chairs are going to be. They possibly could open an office at Aintree as the Liverpool area has recently been suffering from high unemployment which equals low wages which equals the bottom feeders arrive.
Now don't tell anyone but you should slip along to Paddy Power (why were you going to William Hill given your ancestry? ) and put your bet on BT to win the contract because they have answered the location question.
BT have said that the location will be within Barnet for at least the first two years. Hurrah.
BT have said there will be no compulsory redundancies. Hurrah again.
BT may have some spare offices in Colindale. Polite applause.
The staff didn't give BT a standing ovation but they are much more impressed with BT than they are with Crapita.
I'll see you down the bookies then in half an hour?
With bloggerly best wishes