Showing posts with label barnetonespeak. Show all posts
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14 June 2011

Bad is good ! £1,000 a day is very good indeed.

So here we have the weekly message sent to Barnet Council employees last Friday the 10th June after a week of bad publicity. As ever Mr Mustard will comment or translate in red what the Barnet OneSpeak might really mean.
 
Two things cropped up this week which are a good illustration of just how far we have come over the last year or so in dealing with the challenges facing all local authorities, and just how far we still have to go. What are the two things. The email doesn't seem to say. There is a very long way to go to get the basics correct.

The Local Government Chronicle ("LGC") ran a piece this week which seemed surprised how far One Barnet has progressed so quickly and remarked just how far ahead of other councils we seem to be in facing up to the challenges ahead. Did they, that is not how I read it. Let us see what they actually said:

Barnet takes off as other plans stall


Barnet LBC is set to put millions of pounds worth of back-office services out to tender, amid claims its transformation plans could lead to the outsourcing of 70% of its 3,800 workforce.

The news comes with high-profile reform projects at other front-running councils facing uncertain futures.

The Barnet tender, expected to go out later this month, will include bids for its IT, human resources, finance and procurement functions, which cost in the region of £45m a year.

A £290m tender is being published for Barnet's development and regulatory services and plans for a council-owned company to take on its adult social care services have also been rubber stamped.

Unions have accused the council of a mass outsourcing. Dexter Whitfield, director of the European Services Strategy Unit who has been lobbying against the plans alongside unions, said: "Barnet, despite claims ... [that] One Barnet [was] not a mass outsourcing project, is engaged in procurement to outsource 2,600 jobs, 70% of non-school staff".

A council spokesman rejected the claim, stating the calculations included "double counting".

Robert Rams (Con), cabinet member for finance, added: "The flaw in Dexter Whitfield's logic is that he sees the One Barnet programme as simply outsourcing. It is much more complex.

"The arm's-length company is one example - we are looking at partnerships with other parts of the public sector and outsourcing, so there is a range of options," Cllr Rams told LGC.

Meanwhile, Suffolk CC's new leader Mark Bee (Con) has turned his back on its radical reform project while victory for the Green party at Brighton & Hove City Council has raised questions about its reforms.

Their fate is likely to be closely watched by a slew of authorities, including Sutton LBC, Wakefield MBC, Shropshire Council and Swindon BC, which are also attempting ambitious projects.

Those in favour of reform admit progress has been slow. BT consultant Max Wide, who has played a key role in Barnet's and Suffolk's projects, said progress had been "modest".

However, he added that "they are doing this in the best tradition of pioneering public service, not because it is easy but because it is right".

Then Mr Travers didn't mention the other piece in LGC. I am a few days behind Mrs Angry of Broken Barnet fame in getting this out but then as she said she wasn't "burning up the autobahn" with Mr Mustard on his motorcyle when the cat came out of the bag. So what article did Mr Travers not mention ?( what's that I hear - a Travers-ty of good communication ) . This one :

Barnet panned over £1.4m contract fiasco

Barnet LBC failed to comply with its own rules when handing out a million pound contract exposing the council to 'significant financial and reputational risk', according to the council's audit committee.

The damning report said no procurement exercise was undertaken to appoint security firm, Metpro, for which the council has paid £1.4m over five years, and that "officers cannot ...give assurances that this will not happen again".

It said: "The council has failed to comply with its Contract Procedure Rules (CPR) and financial regulations, exposing the council to significant reputational and financial risks.

"No procurement exercise had been undertaken to appoint MetPro, in accordance with the council's CPR.

"No written contract between the council and MetPro could be found. There is no record of an approval and authorisation for the use of MetPro for providing security services.

"Although we cannot rule out fraud, there have been no allegations of fraud and there is no evidence to suggest that there should be a fraud investigation."

The council is currently in the process of tendering for contracts for its back office services and regulatory services collectively worth over half a billion pounds - see LGC tomorrow for more.

The report follows media reports last month that Metpro was to be investigated by a government watchdog after it emerged that it was not properly licensed.

Barnet cabinet member for resources and performance Daniel Thomas (Con) said: "Contract management is an area we need to tighten up on which is exactly why we have this report.  We now need to put in place a clear programme of improvement to match those we ran in these other services."

The staff of Barnet Council aren't fooled. The union and bloggers keep them properly up to date with the news.

But, less positively, two reports, to go to Audit Committee next week, covering our procurement procedures found real failings in how tightly we manage contracts. When I say "how tightly" I mean that we don't know who all of our contracts are with as we don't have a register of them. We also have suppliers who don't have a contract at all and we gave them over £1m so really instead of "tightly" I should have said "loosely".

One covers the Metpro security contract in Barnet House (and other buildings) and the second covered our procurement procedures in general. Both of these found failings in how we control contracts.  Both are very solid pieces of work by the council’s own internal audit unit. It is very important that our internal control and governance arrangements are robust and challenge us to improve where that is necessary. I have been the Chief Finance Officer for over a year and although I am paid £1,000 a day I don't know what goes on here otherwise, of course, I would have sorted it out.

While One Barnet is progressing, we need to make sure that we stay focussed on our day to day procurement and that we meet consistently all of the standards expected of a public body. We have to juggle two balls at one time; oh dear, there seem to be two balls on the floor.

We will announce plans next week on just how we propose to do this. Mr Mustard can't wait.

Andrew "Andrew who" will be what many employees say.

Yours frugally

Mr Mustard 

15 April 2011

Full Council Meeting - 12 April 2011 - more BarnetOneSpeak translations

Here are some more of the questions and answers from the Full Council Meeting of Tuesday evening, before democracy was dealt a further blow this evening in no uncertain terms:-
Question 8                                                                                                     Councillor Kath McGuirk
Would the Cabinet Member confirm if there are any areas which benefit from a free initial period on pay and display in Barnet?
Answer by Councillor Brian Coleman
There are two areas that benefit from a free initial period of 30 minutes. The first is Mowbray Parade in Edgware HA 8 and the second is Hampden Square N14. No other such schemes are envisaged and I am reviewing why we have these two.

Possible translation
There is a big hole in the budget and here is another idea in how to fill it. Local traders will suffer further misery but I've got a permit that lets me park anywhere or I take a taxi at your expense.
 Question 20                                                                                                  Councillor Alex Brodkin
Could the Leader advise if she will support the webcasting of council meetings, as well as a firm policy to enable the public to blog, tweet or otherwise record council meetings in future, and if not, why not?
Answer by Councillor Lynne Hillan, Leader of the Council
The decision not to allow filming in the Council Chamber was taken, not by this Administration, but by this Council. However, we are currently looking at the options and suggestions will be brought back to this Council for full debate.

Possible translation
A1. That's a trick question which I won't answer directly. I suppose that we will have to do what Eric Pickles MP says in the end but in the meantime we will just have to look stupid and then quietly allow it when no-one is looking as if we agreed all along what a good idea it is..
A2. We will spend £250,000 on a web broadcast system that doesn't work very well and for which we forgot to sign a DPR.
Question 22                                                                                     Councillor Alan Schneiderman
Will the Leader confirm: a) what the latest position is regarding Barnet being granted priority status on frozen Icelandic deposits; b) what the financial risk is of not being granted priority status; and c) if the relevant risk reserve fully covers the Council in the event priority status is not granted?
Answer by Councillor Daniel Thomas
On 1st April 2011, the Icelandic courts upheld the priority status of UK Local Authority deposits. This decision is subject to appeal. The budget report suggested that the cost of non-priority
status would be approximately £14m and this is the sum that we are building up in the risk reserve for 2011/12.

Possible translation

That's £14m up the swanny that could have been spent on maintaining front line services.

Question 24                                                                                                  Councillor Alison Moore
Would the Cabinet Member confirm what the status is of the implementation of the new revenues and benefits system?
Answer by Councillor Daniel Thomas
The new system went live on 18.2.11, it then had to close down for another week in order to recast benefits and set up the 2011/12 billings etc. The system came back on line 14.3.11. We are working with the various partner organisations to clear the issues that inevitably occur with a complete change of systems.
Possible translation

Other Councils have managed to change their systems at short notice without great problems but this is OneBarnet where things are different ( and not better ). Your guess is as good as mine as to when all Council Tax bills will be correct.

Question 28                                                                                                  Councillor Claire Farrier
Would the Cabinet Member please confirm that there is an agreement with out of borough allotment holders, that they pay the same charge for allotments in Barnet as Barnet residents. Would he please confirm the date of this agreement, and that it has not been rescinded.
Answer by Councillor Brian Coleman
The new charges for allotments which will be in effect from the 1st April 2012 include an increased charge for non-Barnet residents. This in line with charges for other services in the borough where residents are charged less than non-residents. I think it is right and proper that Barnet Council tax payers should receive a better deal on allotments than those residents of other Boroughs whose authorities have often sold their allotments for development.
Possible translation
I have increased rents for residents from £6 to £17 per pole and for non-residents, who might just happen to have moved to Potters Bar to retire and kept the allotment they have worked on for 40 years, from £12 to £34 per pole. That will teach them not to be disloyal and move out of Barnet. This is OneBarnet you know. They should have put their name on the 5 year waiting list at their new abode 5 years ago when no-one wanted an allotment and before they knew they were moving.



Question 31                                                                                                  Councillor Alison Moore
Would the Cabinet Member confirm exactly how much money has been lost to the Council as a result of the failure to advertise the correct charges in statutory notices about parking charge increases?
Answer by Councillor Brian Coleman
It is estimated that £93,000 of income will not be achieved due to the delay. The service will need to recover this sum through other efficiencies during the coming year.
Possible translation

We will issue another 930 parking tickets during the year, but none of them to Councillors with their free permits for every zone.


Question 32                                                                                                  Councillor Kath McGuirk
Following the government announcement that Barnet will receive around £420,000 towards the pothole fund, will the Cabinet Member confirm that he will reduce the proposed parking charge increases in proportion?
Answer by Councillor Brian Coleman
No, because the Government’s grant on potholes ( four times greater than that given to us by the last Labour Government) is an entirely separate matter to the need to return the Special Parking Account to the budgeted surplus.

Possible translation
Brilliant I can stuff CPZ residents for extra money and get some of it from the government as well. Double bubble.

Question 39                                                                                                 Councillor Alison Moore
Will the Leader confirm that speaking rights for all councillors at Council will be maintained?
Answer by Councillor Lynne Hillan, Leader of the Council
No. The Special Committee (Constitution Review) is currently considering council procedure rules on the rights of speakers and we await their recommendations.

Possible translation
All Councillors are equal. Some are more equal than others. Oink. ( see Mrs Angry's and Mr Reasonable's blogs on this subject shortly. I have to confess that being in the pub and coming second in the quiz was possibly a better use of time than sitting though yet another council meeting this evening about the Constitution - and boy do you need a strong constitution for Barnet Council meetings  )


Question 40                                                                                                 Councillor Alison Moore
Does the Cabinet Member’s publicly stated prejudice towards the private sector compromise the integrity of the options appraisal process in the One Barnet programme?

Answer by Councillor Robert Rams  
No

Possible translation
Call the fire brigade as my pants seem to be on fire.

Yours frugally ( with tongue only slightly in cheek )



Mr Mustard

29 March 2011

BarnetOneSpeak

I have already spent too long reading Delegated Powers Reports which are not written in plain English. Most DPR's are full of

Barnet
Obfuscation
Language
Leaves
Our
Citizens
Knowing
Sod-all

A more informative blog will follow soon.

Yours frugally

Mr Mustard