The Friday Joke

It is a long time since Mr Mustard has had time to put out a Friday Joke but here goes (although he has the funny feeling he might have used this one before)

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s Funeral, a voice from inside screams “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!” The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters “Too f****g late pal, I’ve already done the paperwork”